Monday, May 30, 2011

Are You A Blogaholic

Blogging has become the new way of livelihood for many and fun for the idle ones. But there are also people for whom blogging has turned into an obsession instead of being a harmless hobby.

Given below are some real facts that can help you see the real picture and also to justify if you are actually a blogging addict.

You want to blog about every minute of your life, even if it’s just about doing your daily chores.

If your Internet gets disconnected even for a minute, you become anxious and worried.

You start throwing tantrums and blame every single official who is responsible for the downtime.

You take the comments on your blog far too seriously and irrationally.

You feel good and relaxed about the recent article that you posted, but the feeling melts away quite fast as the time for the next article approaches.

The more you write, the more connected and light you feel about opening up your personal life to your readers. The feeling of ‘I am somebody’ spreads over your mind overpowering you of all your real life aspects and bounties.

You give more priority to your laptop than your girlfriend.

You want isolation from the world so that you can be with your computer and blog.Noise annoys you just too much.

People around you and your family complain that you don’t give them enough time; they say you have changed dramatically.

If the answer to all the above is yes, you have a problem far more serious than any virus sitting in your computer. You are a blogging addict. Addiction of blogging can not only take toll on your health and real world relationships, but it can also trickle down to your state of well-being and psychological order.

Sunday, May 29, 2011


haihhh. what are you doing ManU -.- im frustrated with you guys. nice game and congratulation Barca (: and hope see you next game (: im just can smile and accept the fact.

Saturday, May 28, 2011


she laughs at my dreams, but i dream about her laughter. damn! shoo adorable. life is adorable, isn't it ? hee


kalaulah sekarang ni hati kecil saya dapat setenang macam gambar di atas.
jiwa tak keruan, jiwa kacau, jiwa rasa kusut.
kalaulah semuanya dapat kembali normal, tanpa ada gangguan.
hati tak tenang menangis, merintih seorang.
kalaulah ada yang boleh tenangkan jiwa yang hancur ini.
jiwa mahu kembali normal.
gelak ketawa seperti biasa.
mengharapkan ada keajaiban yang berlaku.
minta segalanya berlaku sepantas yang mungkin.

life lives, life dies. life laughs, life cries. life gives up and life tries. but life looks different through everyone's eyes

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The End

ahhh, im so relieved now that i finished final exams. the passed four months were bloody tough *ceh! and i am thankful i am done with all that crap and im freee!! but but only two weeks ;D then start a new semester on 10 june mybe. see you guys next semester *sigh - padahal lepak jugak malam malam ;D

Sunday, May 15, 2011

68 Things to do on an Exam You Don’t Care About

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Screw this!” and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how good the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Walk in, get the exam sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
25. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!
26. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
28. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
29. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
30. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
31. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
32. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
33. Bring cheerleaders.
34. Bring pets.
35. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
36. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
37. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
38. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
39. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “You don’t really expect me to waste my time on this? Days of our Lives is on!!!”
40. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
41. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
42. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
43. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”
44. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
45. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
46. Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
47. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc… sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think.” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”.
50. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks”
51. Make strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person next to you as if he\she did it.
52. Write a short story about your childhood, or an experience that you once had. If you can’t think of anything, make something up. Be creative. End the story with “I just thought I should tell you.”
53. Wear a mask or costume, pretend that you really DO think that you’re someone else.
54. Play loud music.
55. When you turn in your test, take all the ones under it and throw them away or keep them or put your name on some of them. Do it casually, as if that’s what you are supposed to do after an exam.
56. Dress like the professor.
57. Cross-Dress.
58. Borrow a friend’s Video taping equipment and set up a lot of lights and a camera around your desk. Call out instructions to imaginary people who are supposed to be working the equipment.
59. Two words: Plastic Explosives.
60. Bring food or drinks, pass them out to the class as if you’re supposed to be giving samples for a fund raiser. Use the words “Would you buy something like this if we had a bake sale?” It doesn’t matter if they are baked goods or not.
61. Trip people as they walk by your desk.
62. Read all the questions out loud like Rain Man.
63. Walk around the room and ask people if there is anything that you can help them with. Speak loudly stutter and spit. Make a show of it.
64. Make several origami animals out of the test papers. Re-enact scenes from your favorite soap opera with them.
65. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
66. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
67. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
68. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”

wahh already final exam!

hahaha time for final exam guys. best of gooluck. all i want you is to be courageous be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams shkr!

nahhh one more thing ->

exams are like Girl friends
- too many questions
- difficult to understand
- more explanation is needed
- result is always fail! :D

and to all my friends

sai sam ejat syafiq bobmirul bobo joe and all the members

all the best!

don't try to copy everything.

if someone tells you it can't be done ,they cant do it.You can and you will. InshAllah.